Murphy's Law

Here are the Murphy Laws of United Airlines travel:

1.    If you’re first United flight is late, your connecting flight will leave right on time.

      (Not once, but twice on one trip.)

2.    There are normally four customer service agents helping re-book flights, unless there’s a long line. Then there are two. 

3.    If there’s a piano in the airport, the person playing will be doing hokey arpeggiated shlock—and their flight won’t leave for another three hours. 

Ah, travel!