Friday, January 14, 2022

The Omicron Carol

(Yet another blogpost dictated to me in a dream. Sing to the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree.”)

 

1) Oh, Omiocron, oh Omicron

Thou germ so mean and nasty.

Oh, Omiocron, oh Omicron

Thou virus everlasting.

 

You came to us after Delta hit

We’re tired of this pandemic. 

 

Oh, Omiocron, oh Omicron

Thou germ so mean and nasty. 

 

2) Oh, Omiocron, oh Omicron

We’re in your chains and fetters.

Oh, Omiocron, oh Omicron

We’re running out of letters. 

 

Leave us alone who face the facts.

And hang out with the anti-vax.

 

Oh, Omiocron, oh Omicron

We’re in your chains and fetters.

 

3) Oh, Omiocron, oh Omicron

Your presence is outrageous. 

Oh, Omiocron, oh Omicron

Why are you so contagious?

 

You’ve spiked up, now please spike down

Go leave us be, get out of town.

 

Oh, Omiocron, oh Omicron

It’s time for you to go now. 

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