The ICE Floe

It has been said that in some Inuit cultures, elders who had outlived their usefulness were sent out on an ice floe to die. Closer examination reveals that if indeed this practice (called senicide) was real, it only might have happened when resources were scarce and the young were in danger of death by starvation. Nevertheless, the term “sent out on an ice floe” drifted into our language and describes the sense that an elderly person might have of no longer being needed or useful.

 

If there is one person on the planet who qualifies for this practice, someone who has not only never been useful or needed but does nothing but daily wreak havoc and horror wherever he turns, it’s ………. 

 

Well, if you don’t know now, then you never will. Let’s just say that he is responsible in direct and indirect ways for the recent murder of a kind, compassionate, patriotic mother of three and will never admit an ounce of remorse or offer a microdot of condolence. He has completely transformed ICE, a formerly legitimate branch of the government, into a group of vigilante thugs with no training in law enforcement and let them loose to tear families apart, spread terror and murder innocent people. All the while abducting the leader of Venezuela and threatening to take over Greenland.

 

So if there’s any justice in this world and any God still functioning in any celestial realm, then I have the perfect natural consequence. 

 

IN HIS UPCOMING TRIP TO GREENLAND, HE SHOULD BE ABDUCTED AND SENT OUT ON AN ICE FLOE TO A DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. WHILE INUIT DRUMMERS, JOINED WITH PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, WILL PLAY, SING AND DANCE, “GOOD RIDDANCE!”