Really?

Sign at the Las Vegas Airport, with a smiling blonde bombshell holding the goods:

TRY ONE!

SHOOT A REAL SUBMACHINE GUN!!

Mp5, UZI, Thompson, MP40, AK47

Sten, M16, Greasegun, M249 Saw

THE GUN STORE (Minutes from the Strip)

I hoped I would have time after teaching my Orff workshop about caring for the souls of children to go blast a few rounds, but had to catch my plane.

Oh well, maybe next time.

PS No reflection on the Las Vegas music teachers, a lovely caring crowd.