The Ferry and the Train

Many years back, I sat down at the kitchen table and began to write a rhymed verse version of the Medieval story, Sir Gawain and the Loathly Lady. An hour or so later, I had a three-page first-draft/ last-draft poem. It simply poured forth effortlessly, as if I was coming through me from some realm beyond. Not to inflate it too much, it shared the quality in that scene from the movie Amadeus where Mozart is dictating the Requiem to Salieri. When you are the chosen vehicle for music/ poetry/ painting and such, I imagine many have had these kinds of experiences. Not even close to all the time. Most of the work of creation is slow and ponderous and filled with cross-outs, with that important tool, the eraser, close at hand. But sometimes it just gushes forth effortlessly.

 

Again, not to claim too much divine inspiration for what might be a mediocre little work, the difference is in degree, not kind. Yesterday, my wife and I finally decided to take the new SMART train that runs from Larkspur to Windsor, just north of San Rafael. It’s free for seniors and promised a little adventure on a lovely sunny day. 

 

I was somewhat ambivalent about devoting a whole day to it, what with my Mt. Everest list I need to tick off before taking a trip in four days for four weeks of teaching abroad. And it began dubiously as my darling wife, determined to be unnecessarily uptight about schedules, ran up alone to the N-Judah bus stop with me having to hurriedly follow. She doesn’t do well with criticism and didn’t take kindly to me pointing out how unnecessary it was to be so anxious when the timing was clearly going to be fine. (Ordinarily, I don’t air these little tidbits of our marriage’s dirty laundry but need to explain one line in the poem to follow.) The good news is that she got over it quickly and we had a fine day together. 

 

We did board the N-Judah and arrived at the Ferry Terminal (with 20 minutes to spare, I might add), met a friend and boarded the Larkspur ferry to get to the train station. Sitting outside on the back deck, I opened my journal to try to write myself back into happiness and noticed the first long line just happened to rhyme. So I followed that lead and ten minutes later, had a little poem that I wrote without pause. Haven’t written any poems recently, so felt good to dive back in. Certainly not a masterpiece, but having given this back-story, I’m obliged to share it.

 

On the Larkspur Ferry

SF skyline receding in the wake,

The SMART train trip to Windsor,

I’m not sure if I should take.

 

Too much weight is bearing down

on my one tiny life.

Not helped a bit by uptight shit

from my forever wife.

 

Yet the sun does shine, the water’s blue,

the birds sing on the earth.

While I sit down to write in hopes

I can inspire my re-birth.

 

Cobbling words together,

in sweet rhythm and sweet rhyme,

Might help unlock, turn back the clock,

feel the full embrace of Time. 

 

All that I know, I should let go

step fully into Now.

Forget the what and ask not why, 

turn attention to the how.

 

The motor’s roar, the water’s wake,

the wind across my face.

Help spark anew, my overdue

faith in the human race. 

 

Pen still in hand, the ferry lands

I disavow my pain.

Disembark, walk boldly forth

to board the freedom train. 

Flip Flop

I suspect like most of us, I am a creature of habit and routine. When I’m home without a school or travel schedule to follow, I tend to stay home all morning. While I’m fresh, I write my daily blogpost, take care of e-mail, work on a book (if I happen to be working on one), play some piano and so on until lunch. That’s when I finally step out the door into the world to walk, bike, do errands, visit friends, what have you. 

 

But it’s always a good idea to mix things up a bit and today, I flip-flopped the usual schedule. I knew I needed to keep up with exercise, but couldn’t stand going out in the afternoon when the Blue Angels would sonically overwhelm me with their terrorizing roar. Meanwhile, my wife’s Sunday morning routine these past 36 years is to go on a bike ride with her “What Café?” group of friends. One of the original founders died back in 2007, another moved away, a few come in and out and new folks have joined and the tradition moves on. Usually all women, but occasionally guest men are allowed to join and today Kevin and I rode alongside five other women, leaving at 8:30 in the morning. 

 

What amazes me is that instead of rotating leadership and taking turns being responsible for deciding where to ride and by what route and “what café” they’ll end up at for brunch, they just huddle together at one of the member’s houses and miraculously, a plan just emerges. So it was today and off we went through Golden Gate Park to the ocean, then north to the Legion of Honor, east down Lake Street to Arguello, north again to Tunnel Top and the newly opened restaurant/café, The Mess Hall. Being San Francisco, there was a significant amount of challenging uphill (all on “acoustic” bicycles), some swooping downhills and pitch-perfect weather with no wind and not a Blue Angel in sight. 

 

The Mess Hall (named for the Officer’s Eatery back when the Presidio was a military base and now gentrified and pricey) served excellent coffee and a unique cheese/egg pastry with an unpronounceable and unrecognizable name (but delicious). There we sat in the sun, thoroughly enjoying the sweeping 180-degree view from the Golden Gate Bridge to the Palace of Fine Arts, following the conversation wherever it led. Which, weirdly enough, brought us to obscure animals like echidna, coatimundi, capybara and more. 

 

One more big hill (Arguello) to ascend before heading south to Golden Gate Park and back home by noon. And now the grand perk of feeling like I fulfilled my exercise quotient and the day is wholly mine to do what I will. The opposite of my usual, but wholly refreshing.

 

So there you have it. On to my day. 

The Long Day

Usually I have the feeling that there are not enough hours in the day to accomplish what I would wish to. But sometimes—like today— I have the opposite feeling. There are so many hours in the day! How to fill them? 

 

Of course, I have the usual busy work to attend to, but none of it appeals to me at the moment. I need to walk, but the damn Blue Angels are still here roaring their ear-shattering and trauma-triggering roars and I don’t want to see them or hear them. I could get a Covid or Flu shot, but I think the clinic’s closed on Saturday. Of course, there’s always the piano, but I’m feeling a disturbing small pain in my right hand when I play. I could go to the basement and bring up a jigsaw puzzle, but it doesn’t feel quite right. What to do?

 

Looking through my collection of poems to read at my recent party, I came upon this one. Pretty much captures today’s conundrum: 

 

Five Views of Retirement

 

·      What will I do today?

 

·      What will I do today?

 

·      What will I do today?

 

·      What will I do today?

 

·      What will I do today?

 

Well, at least I wrote a Blogpost. 

 

All of It

Who could imagine that an American TV show would have the artistry and sincerity to make me cry three times in 45 minutes? So it was with the last episode of Ted Lasso. When a beloved character dies, the others meet the moment in the only way we should— with music, poetry and a renewed determination to live their remaining lives more fully. The music was the heart-touching Irish song The Parting Glass, the poem was the soul-stirring When Death Comes by Mary Oliver and the determination came in the form of casting aside cautious doubts and anxieties and grabbing life by the tail and swinging it around in full-bodied enthusiasm.

 

And that means meeting all of it head-on. The deafening arrogant roars of the Blue Angel planes that traumatized my peaceful walk through the park yesterday next to the deep comfort of Schubert’s Ave Maria I’ll play at the Jewish Home today. The cold machines driving driverless through my beloved city and a smile from a passing stranger. The AI billboards convincing us to abandon the human experiment and the delight and curiosity of the 5-years I danced with last week in music class. The explosive sweetness of a ripe pear with the crunch of walnuts and the stench of piss from the homeless in the alley. The wild dogs roaming freely in government halls and the 95-year-old protestor out on the street with her home-made sign. The whole catastrophe. 

 

How to embrace it all without accepting it all? How to keep hope in the heart without being beaten down for staying informed? How to sidestep those hurting you and your loved ones with their heavy shoulders of power while still staying in the game? How to be a perpetual bride to amazement? 

 

Questions for a Friday morning. 

 

 

WTF x 10

Have you ever seen the Onion Newspaper! Don't know if it still exists, but it was purposeful fake news spinning out the most outrageous stories with a great deal of humor. (I remember when Obama was elected, the headline was "Business as usual: Black man given the nation's worst job.") It soon became irrelevant when the real news was even more outrageous than their fake news! (Though I just looked it up and it's still going.)

 

So when an Orff colleague asked me to sub for a few days, I was delighted as I always am. All seemed promising until he discovered that I had to do some kind of Live Scan thing to make sure I wasn’t wanted by the FBI. And then there would be an interview. I asked him to find out more about the details and he came back with this (names redacted to protect the guilty): 

 

The process for becoming a sub at ____  is for someone to apply through the school job post. The division head can then evaluate Doug's materials and decide whether to interview him. Once she decides to move someone to an offer stage, then she’ll send Live Scan fingerprinting clearance, TB testing, and mandated reporter training. We are also required to perform egregious background checks with each prior educational employer. Once cleared, we send an offer letter, which the head of school has to sign. If we really hustle, the entire process can take 2 weeks. 

 

As several comedians have commented, "You can't make this shit up!" If I wanted to write a satirical version of what it takes these days to sub, don't think I can do better than this.

 

 Needless to say, I will not be subbing there, this week or ever. Sorry for the kids who won’t get to work with the Steph Curry of Orff , but I’m sure they’ll have fun with a non-criminal sub who will stick in a video. 

 

There is not a font big enough to express my disgust. Multiply this times 10 and you’ll get closer. 

 

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Advice from Thumper's Mother

In my memory, Bambi was the first movie I ever saw. I might have been four or five years old—who knows? But I do remember being terrified of the forest fire and perhaps experienced my first taste of empathy feeling so sad that Bambi lost his mother to the evil hunter. 

 

I also remember a scene when Bambi is a newborn and the rabbit family with little Thumper comes to visit. Thumper makes some childlike honest comment about Bambi’s dubious appearance and his mother scolds him: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” Good advice! If only the Orange Man had seen the movie and taken this advice to heart, we would have a silent President indeed. 

 

Why am I thinking of Bambi? Because as I start my Thursday, it occurs to me that nothing worthy of writing down has crossed my mind. So to paraphrase Thumper’s mother, I thought: “If you don’t have anything worthwhile to write, than don’t write anything at all.”

 

And then I wrote this post. 

Pop Quiz

My addiction to Facebook quizzes is getting worse, but it does boost my intellectual self-esteem, help stave off dementia and teaches me some new things. I took one about idioms the other day and that inspired me to make my own quiz. Not multiple choice, but a “fill in the rhyme variety.” Since most addicts like having company, let’s see if I can entice you to fill it out! Unfortunately, my computer skills are not good enough to put the answers upside down, so you’ll have to exercise restraint before scrolling down for the answers. Good luck! This will be part of your final grade.

 

1.    You think that this is hard? Well, make no mistake.

       For someone like me, ___________________________.

 

2.    When something doesn’t work and you don’t know why or how,

              It’s time to admit that you should _____________________________

 

3.     You gotta get something done when you wake up in the morn.

               It clearly is time to ________________________________________

 

4.    When you’re searching for something, don’t be in a rush

              Because _________________________________________.

 

5.    When you have worked so hard every minute of the day,

You deserve some rest, it’s _____________________________.

 

6.      Everything is going up, like the price of an egg,

              Anything you buy ______________________________.

 

7.    When evil people have the power to kick us in the ass,

              Now is not the time to _______________________________.

 

8.    You feeling kind of woozy, your head is in a fog,

              You’ll feel much better if you can ____________________.

 

9.    Life is short, so have some fun, with good food and good wine.

             Might as well ___________________________________________.

 

10.                  If you want to know who did it, ‘cause it clearly wasn’t me

                        I suggest you stop ___________________________.

 

          Write your answers down before scrolling below. Don’t cheat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.    … it’s a piece of cake!

2.    … throw in the towel.

3.    … take the bull by the horn.

4.    … a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

5.    … time to hit the hay.

6.    …costs an arm and a leg.

7.    … look through a rose-colored glass.

8.    …sleep like a log. 

9.    …make hay while the sun does shine.

10.  … barking up the wrong tree.

 

How did you do?