Me and My i-Phone: Part II

Stumbled on a rap I wrote last year when I first got my i-Phone. Probably posted it back then, but hey, who remembers? Enjoy!

I’m settin’ it all up on my new i-Phone

Got me a password and a new ring tone

Downloading stuff from Ye Ole App Store

I got me ten apps and I want ten more.

Got me my Lyft, got me my Uber

Got my Google search to read up on Franz Gruber

You’re comin’ to my workshop and you need to pay?

Got my Venmo and my Paypal, you can pay me today!

I got me my flashlight to search in the dark,

I got me my Park and Pay that will pay when I park

I got my Google Map, I got my Ways app

So I can get around it when the traffic is crap

Now I’ll have my head down when I’m out for a walk

Checking all the ways that we can talk

I can send you a text , a video or call

Tell you where to meet me in the shopping Mall

And if you want to know more about who I am

I can show you now on Facebook or on Instagram

 I'll tell you what I think, I'll show you how I feel

I'll show you a cool photo of my last fancy meal

I can send you an emoji that’s angry and mad

Or choose the one that’s happy, confused or sad,

Yes, I can show you how I feel, I can tell you what I think

I can show you a photo of my new kitchen sink

Now I can be distracted when my life feels dreary

I got no friends, but hey! There’s always Siri!

I’ll never feel bored, I’ll never feel alone

Cause I am reconnected on my new i-Phone

I love my new machine, I'm flying' high in heaven

Cause now I am connected all 24/7

It will solve all my problems, it will cure climate change

It will… wait! I have no service, I’m getting’ out of range!