A spaceship arrives in the United States and a Martian emerges and asks the first person met, “Take me to your leader.” Here are four different versions of what the Martian says next when the request is fulfilled:
1)“No, I said leader!”
2) “ You’ve got to be kidding!”
3) (Talking in his radio) “Theory confirmed. There is no intelligent life on this planet.”
4) (BEST ENDING) “Save-Planet-Earth Mission Accomplished. We’re taking him away.”
PS: While we’re at, think we’ll stop in North Korea, Brazil, Turkey, China and pick up some U.S. governors.
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